Some Xmas jokes!

• What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
  Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!

• What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
  Answer: Halo there!

• If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?
  Answer: Santa Clues!

• How do you know that Santa is a man?
  Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.

• What do monkeys sing on Christmas Eve?
  Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!