Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Some Xmas jokes!

  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!

  • What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Halo there!

  • If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?
    Answer: Santa Clues!

  • How do you know that Santa is a man?
    Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.

  • What do monkeys sing on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

1 comment:

Isabel said...

How do snowmen greet each other?
ice to meet you!